Did you even read my email?
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Say what you mean. Keep your job.
HR Approved Ways to Tell Co-Workers They're Stupid
The polite, professional, completely deniable way to tell a coworker exactly what you think.
Office-safeInstant laughsDesk-friendlyMade for gifting
Paperback · By Todd Winfield
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What you think vs. what you type
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That idea makes no sense.
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Stop talking in this meeting.
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Passive. Aggressive. Perfectly polite.
A phrasebook for the coworker who needs to hear it, nicely.
Every page pairs the thing you want to say with the thing you can actually send. It reads fast, gets passed around the office and lives on the desk for months.
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Made from real office moments
Reply-all chaos, endless meetings, missed deadlines and the colleague who never reads the thread.
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Funny without getting anyone fired
Sharp enough to laugh at, clean enough to leave on your desk.
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Flip to any page
No order, no homework. Read one line before your next call and feel better.
Say it nicely. Mean it completely.
A clean, funny paperback for coworkers who deserve the truth, gently.
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