This meeting could have been an email.

Your inner voice, now HR approved
HR-Approved Ways to Say Things I Can't Say Out Loud at Work
Everything you wanted to say in that meeting, rewritten so you can actually say it.
Office-safeInstant laughsMeeting-proofMade for gifting
Paperback · By Todd Winfield
Inside voice to outside voice
Things you can’t say, said beautifully
Tap a card to hear what HR would allow.
Tap to find out.
That’s not my job.
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I’m not doing that on a Friday.
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Corporate speak, weaponized for good
Turn office frustration into lines you can read out loud.
Short, quotable translations for the meetings, emails and requests that test everyone’s patience. Perfect for reading at your desk or passing around the team chat.
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Every page is a relief
Real workplace thoughts paired with the polished version you can use.
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Safe for the office
Funny, not mean. Ready for a desk, a break room or a manager’s inbox.
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Read in any order
Open it before a meeting, after a meeting or during a meeting. We won’t tell.
Say the thing. Professionally.
A clean, funny paperback for anyone holding their tongue between 9 and 5.
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